Ovo osjećam kao otvoren poziv na geek-off!

1. Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
3. Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
4. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... :lol:
5. You sir, are an unknown USB device driver

6. A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.
- Is it a boy or a girl?
- Yes.
7. A cop pulls over Werner Heisenberg and says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg responds, “NO, but I know EXACTLY where I am.”