> George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
> little PR_.
>
> After his talk he offers question time.
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
> "Stanley," responds the little boy.
> And what is your question, Stanley?"
> "I have 4 questions:
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when one half of all
> Americans don't have health insurance?
> Just then, the bell rings for recess.
> George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
>
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
> Another little boy puts up his hand.
> George points him out and asks him his name.
> "Steve, "he responds.
> "And what is your question, Steve?"
> "Actually, I have 6 questions.
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when one half of all
> Americans don't have health insurance?
> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
