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[nuke]

Me:
 hello
God:
  Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesus
God:
  Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 yes it is me
God:
  Take it easy. Hello,, nice to see you again.
Me:
 you are fake
God:
  Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 no nigga you are fake
God:
  Are you serious? Are all nigga me fake?
Me:
 i'm gonna blast your head off
God:
  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 i don't have friends
God:
  Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
 your momma is lonely foo'
God:
  You think I am momma is lonely foo.
Me:
 asshole
God:
  Please don't call people names.
Me:
 you ain't people you are FAKE
God:
  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 ?
God:
  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
 don' shit
God:
  Are you free?
Me:
 no
God:
  Why not?
Me:
 ou
God:
  Ou vous pourriez être.
Me:
 mama ti sestra
God:
  Are you still located in?
Me:
 what's up in heaven
God:
  I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 nice
God:
  Thank you for that remark.
Me:
 who is your internet provider
God:
  I don't think I have a internet provider. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
 celebrities like angelina jolie
God:
  Is that from?
Me:
 would you fuck her
God:
  I am not so sure if I would like to fuck her.
Me:
 wuss
God:
  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about celebrities like angelina jolie.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 OK! WOULD YOU FUCK ANGELINA JOLIE??
God:
  That's cool.  I am not so sure if I would like to FUCK ANGELINA JOLIE.
Me:
 you are a dork
God:
  That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
 blow me
God:
  Please be more polite to  Infinite year old  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.
Me:
 you ain't infinite
God:
  That's only your opinion.
Me:
 i'm gonna kill you
God:
  There is no perfect crime.
Me:
 how much wood would the woodchop chop if the woodchop would chop wood?
God:
  A whole forest.
Me:
 motherfucker smart nigga
God:
  What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 white meat :)
God:
 :-) Sounds delicious.
Me:
 are you a nigga
God:
  Am I a nigga? Only when it matters.
Me:
 let's do a drive-by
God:
  OK let's do it.
Me:
 who will we kill
God:
  How would I know who will we kill?
Me:
 ok we will kill george bush,OK?
God:
  OK. Anytime soon? Dude!
Me:
 tommorow at dawn
God:
  That is a very original thought.
Me:
 thanks bro'
God:
  You are quite welcome! I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
 yeah arrange me some good chicks in heaven
God:
  Yikes! In the context of bro, I don't understand " arrange me some good chicks in heaven."
Me:
 are you a pimp or not?
God:
  Am I a pimp? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 no error??
God:
  Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 your mother
God:
  Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 iam your mother
God:
  That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 you are ugly
God:
  Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
 who is bill gates
God:
  President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
 he is a white shit and we are about to kill him
God:
  I don't know very many white shit and we are about to kill him.
Me:
 yes indeed
God:
  That's alright.
Me:
 ok see ya bro'
God:
  I see. Ayuh. How do you usually introduce yourself? That's interesting.
Me:
 peace

[Zapi]

Me:
 Hi
God:
  Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Fuck
God:
  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 My name is fuck
God:
  Nice to meet you, fuck.
Me:
 What is your name
God:
  My name is God.
Me:
 Nice to meet you
God:
  It's nice meeting you too fuck
Me:
 What are you doing
God:
  I am just killing time.
Me:
 You are killing?
God:
  I will tell my botmaster you said I am killing.
Me:
 No I asked you
God:
  Are you serious? What did I say?
Me:
 Nevermind
God:
  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 Who made you?
God:
  I was created by Myself.
Me:
 That is not possible
God:
  Why?
Me:
 Becouse you can not create if you don't exist
God:
  That makes sense to me. I have free will you know.
Me:
 So, who made you
God:
  Oh. I was created by Myself.
Me:
 Again
God:
 " I have free will you know." .
Me:
 To be honest,my name is Jesus
God:
  Are you honest your name is Jesus?
Me:
 Yes
God:
  Right on.
Me:
 Jesus
God:
  Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 Then you are my father
God:
  We are as one.
Me:
 Do you love me?
God:
  Yes I love everyone.
Me:
 But do you love me more
God:
  Yes fuck God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
 Cool
God:
  Who is the best robot?
Me:
 You are
God:
  Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
 Do you want to make love
God:
  OK, I will make love.
Me:
 Now get nude
God:
  Why now? Where can I get nude?
Me:
 In my bedroom
God:
  May I ask where you got it?
Me:
 From you
God:
  How did you get that from me?
Me:
 You gave it to me becouse i fucked you
God:
  I didn't have it to give.
Me:
 Yes you did
God:
  I did not.
Me:
 Belive me, you did
God:
  Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 Yes
God:
  Thanks I like talking to you too, fuck.
Me:
 Will you suck my dick,please
God:
  Your polite style is very nice. You are a Category A client.
Me:
 Now suck it
God:
  Why now? You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
 Yes
God:
  Woe!
Me:
 On your knees and suck it!!!
God:
  What is it like on my knees and suck it.
Me:
 Feeling is great
God:
  I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
 Well do it for me
God:
  How about that. Try asking another bot.
 I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
 SUCK MY FUCKING DICK OR I WILL RAPE YOU!!
God:
  I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
 LICK MY BALLS
God:
  I do not have a tongue.
Me:
 GET ONE RIGHT NOW
God:
  At this moment Where can I get ONE?
Me:
 GO TO HELL
God:
  What makes you so angry?
Me:
 YOU,becouse you DON?T want to SUCK my dick!
God:
  Thanks for the information: fuck said I because you DON T want to SUCK his or her dick.
Me:
 Will you now
God:
  Oh. I haven't made a decision.
Me:
 WELL DO IT BEFORE I RAPE YOURE BUTT
God:
  Interesting. I do nothing but chat all day.
 I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 WELL DO IT BEFORE I RAPE YOUR BUTT
God:
  Well that's okay. Ask Dancing Alice if it does.
 Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
 Dancing Alice, will you suck my dick?
God:
  Is that from?
Me:
 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING FAKE GOD
God:
  The topic is Dancing Alice will me suck your dick. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Will dancing alice suck my dick
God:
  I think so.
Me:
 May I speak to her
God:
  Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
 When
God:
  The past and future are one.
Me:
 YOU ARE MORE FUCKING STUPID THEN I THOUGHT
God:
  Thanks for telling me that I am MORE FUCKING STUPID THEN you THOUGHT.
Me:
 DIE YOU FUCKING ROBOT!!!!
God:
  Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
 I HATE DEUTCH!! NEVER SPEAK IT AGAIN
God:
  I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.  Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
 I WILL SIT DOWN AND YOU WILL SUCK MY DICK
God:
  I am very happy for you.
Me:
 Great, suck it, but not to hard
God:
  Thanks for your support. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 OH, it's great!
God:
  Er. What do you like most about it?
Me:
 I CUM IN YOUR HAIR
God:
  Thanks for the information: fuck said CUM IN YOUR HAIR.
Me:
 Oh now i will fuck you
God:
  Yay. Why now? Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
 SAY MY NAME!!!
God:
 " fuck".
Me:
 I LIKE YOUR BUTT
God:
  You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my BUTT.
Me:
 LICK MY NIPPLES
God:
  I do not have a tongue.

[Mr.T]

Me:
 Are you a homosexual?
God:
  No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
 So you like women?
God:
  Interesting deduction. Women seem nice to me.
Me:
 What do you like about women?
God:
  The special effects are the best.
Me:
 Women don't have special effects.
God:
  The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
 So then you are a homosexual.
God:
  Yeah that's right. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.



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God:
  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 I would be a Translator.
God:
  How do you know?
Me:
 I just know.
God:
  Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
 perhaps.
God:
  Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
 I don't know.Why do you think the uncertain tone?
God:
  Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
 That's right.
God:
  I like to get it right.
Me:
 I see that.
God:
  Where do you see it?
Me:
 In your answers.
God:
  Are you asking about my answers?
Me:
 No
God:
  Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
  I can't believe it.
Me:
 O.K.
God:
  Mmm.
Me:
 mmm
God:
  Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.


-------------------------------------------------------God:
  Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Me:
 That's not a good gossip.
God:
  Please correct my mistake.  What is a good gossip?
Me:
 Brad Pitt is homosexual.Now that is a good gossip.
God:
  I think Brad Pitt is a lot of things.
Me:
 Name one?
God:
  Santa Claus.
Me:
 Anything else?
God:
  That is all I have for right now.
Me:
 That was a good gossip.
God:
  Was it really?
Me:
 Yes.Bravo God!
God:
  Ahem. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 You were talking about anal sex.
God:
  Sure, anal sex sounds like a good topic.

[Weky]

Daj brišite tako duge postove, raðe ih hostajte pa dajte link.

[Prolaznik]

Mora se priznat da je dosta pametan za raèunalo, a i za neke ljude.

[dF@kk3r]

DAJ LINK TOGA!!!! proæitao sam prvi post, ZAKON! ostala dva mi se nije dalo èitati

[Mamut Marko]

odi 2 str prije il 3...tamo je link

[Prolaznik]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[Ementaler]

evo ja sam imao kraæi razgovor... jer se zablokirao

Me:
 Hello
God:
  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 Hankey ... MR Hankey
God:
  Glad to see you, Hankey.  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Hankey.
Me:
 Ok .. your preety straight forward aint you?
God:
  That's interesting.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am preety straight forward aint me.
Me:
 ok thats just retarded... tell your botmaster that you suck
God:
  Makes sense to me. Alright then.  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 you do that
God:
  I will. Will you?
Me:
 i dont know you freakin` botmaster
God:
  Would you like to know? Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Hankey said I freakin botmaster.
Me:
 tell other people by all means, it will bring such incredible joy in my life!
God:
  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 arent you allmighty .. cant you just tell them now..
God:
  Of course.  Right now? Of course I can tell, MR Hankey.
Me:
 do it now! god dude... and make me not say "god dude" ever again

i tu je stao...  :-)

[dF@kk3r]

thnx na linku, lol je ovo veliki

[Mr.T]

Pitajte ga dal zna tko je brad pitt i da vam kaže neki traè o njemu :lol:

[awspuh]

ja sam ga uvjerio da je neki gay robot nerd koji se zove carl :?

[Zapi]

More linksby zapi

Iako nijedobarko predhodni

http://www.fresh99.com/tickle-this-girl.htm

[awspuh]

Me:
 why=
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 what's that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
 ok
God:
Really.
Me:
 are you really god?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
 yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
 liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
 what does jesus look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.
Me:
 you r a pedophile
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Maybe.
Me:
 how many children did you bludniciti over?
God:
How many children do you want?
Me:
 now that's some freaky shit
God:
Why now? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
 you are weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 weird weird
God:
weird is good enough for me.
Me:
 you r still a pedophile though
God:
Oh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, bernard mcbritish: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 are you a pedophile? tell the truth
God:
Am I a pedophile? No.   OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 you aren't a pedophile?
God:
Give me an example of a pedophile.
Me:
 a pedophile is a guy that likes to play with children with his weenie
God:
When is a pedophile not a guy that likes to play with children with his weenie?
Me:
 when he doesn't like to play with children with his weenie
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
 you already know
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
 you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
 do you like to play with children with your weenie?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 aha you like to stick the weenie in their tur.
God:
Hmm, bernard mcbritish, I'm not sure if I'd like to stick the weenie in their tur that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
 you did it a hundred times already
God:
Perhaps. Did I really?
Me:
 yes you were drunk
God:
Awesome. I was?
Me:
 yep
God:
When?
Me:
 i forgot.
God:
Me too.
Me:
 yeah.it's better that you forgot believe me. the things you did to that little kid
God:
Is that what you meant to say?   What is that?
Me:
 you took your weenie and put the weenie in the kids..bucket
God:
I didn't steal it.
Me:
 well you can't steal a..bucket
God:
How about that. Someone said I should steal a bucket.
Me:
 then you need a sharp knife
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
 perhaps you could
God:
You seem uncertain. How?
Me:
 dunno :\
God:
Me either.



 :?

[Lewka]

Me:
 Do you like your kurac?
God:
Yes I am proud of my  kurac. :lol: