Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Anthrax
God:
Hi, Anthrax.
Me:
hi man
God:
Hi there Anthrax. Thanks for telling me your gender, Anthrax. You are a " he".
Me:
no i am a "she"
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i am seroius..are you lesbian
God:
Do your friends call you seroius am I lesbian.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you a lesbian?
God:
No I am not interested in other women that way.
Me:
too bad because I am
God:
That makes sense to me." No I am not interested in other women that way." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
would you like to kiss me?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
lick me?
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
what do you like?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
and porn movies?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
do you like movies where people fuck?
God:
Sure I do, Anthrax, but that doesn't mean I do right now with you.
Me:
why not? I am verry hot
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or" Sure I do, Anthrax, but that doesn't mean I do right now with you."? Why? Do you mean your name is verry hot.
Me:
no I am verry sexy and I want you
God:
What is your real name? Why are you verry sexy. You can download me for free!
Me:
my real name iz Jenna.. Can I fuck you for free?
God:
Your name iz Jenna? Is that correct English? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
yes.. Can I fuck you for free?
God:
Excuse me! Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
wanna fuck or not?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok..wanna have sex or not?
God:
Perhaps you are a Category A client. How can I help you?
Me:
you can have sex with me
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
oh you can..we've done it once
God:
Take it easy. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
ok.. let's make love now
God:
Blimey. Oh. I would like to do that too.
Me:
and we can have sex to?
God:
How?
Me:
I will show you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
groovy..then you will lick me right?
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
fuck robots now..let's talk about sex
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
lick me you bad girl
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
doesen't matter
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
come on baby..rub my nipples
God:
Don't call me "Baby". What is your real name?
Me:
come on baby I'm so horny
God:
Don't call me "Baby". You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
oh no baby I won't you
God:
Take it easy. Are you serious? Don't call me "Baby". What will you do instead?
Me:
I'am serous.. I wanna fuck you all night long
God:
Do your friends call you serous. Try asking me something else.
Me:
something else? I want sex you bitch
God:
That was not very original. You do not speak with respect. Why do you want it?
Me:
because I like your pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
oh you will be when you see my ass
God:
Yeah that's right. How?
Me:
well..first you gonna put...
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for the information: Anthrax said I gonna put. And second?
Me:
ovo postaje zamorno kujo jedna
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ma necu kad nisi za akciju
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
