FEMALE MOSQUITOES AND FEMALE WOMEN ARE THE SAME
Did you know only female mosquitoes suck your blood? That's right.
Mansquitoes don't do shit but relax at home, I guess; whatever a mosquito would do if it weren't being an asshole.
Women and mosquitoes both:
1. Suck your blood
2. Never stop buzzing in your ear
Gender is transcendental. Women mosquitoes suck blood; human women suck your life and your dreams right out of your head.